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PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!

also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns

Archive of How It’s Made Episodes on Project Free TV Registered & Protected


"what kind of anime do you like?"

  • gay
  • psychologically damaging
  • the fate of the world is at stake Registered & Protected


Mako screencap redraw! Gosh, those buns on her dress are just adorable! Registered & Protected Registered & Protected

"I am sick to death of losing." - Sif // Journey Into Mystery Registered & Protected


Pizza Pasta Bake


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Elspeth, from Alara to Mirrodin to Theros Registered & Protected

Sophie Turner for Tatler UK (x) Registered & Protected Registered & Protected




David Letterman is going to have a fascinating guest on The Late Night Show October 8th…

That’s right! It’s the blue-haired diva herself HATSUNE MIKU!!!! 

The official MIKU EXPO Twitter announced that the popular variety late night talk show, starring David Letterman and Paul Shaffer, will have Miku perform to show off the technologies of how a live concert would work. This is likely to promote the MIKU EXPO event which takes place a few days after that show. 

It’s good to know that Miku is expanding to places we never thought imaginable! 

(Info taken from MikuFan)

w hat the fuck is happening

my favorite thing about this is that it leads to one of two equally perfect conclusions:

a) david letterman has absolutely no idea what a vocaloid is and will have to suffer through his own talk show being briefly taken over by a chirping holographic cartoon robot teenager using technology he only vaguely understands, or

b) david letterman currently is/will soon be a fan of hatsune miku Registered & Protected Registered & Protected




everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun Registered & Protected


"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of you best guy’s gun!"



"Each one you buy is a bullet in the barrel of you best guy’s gun!" Registered & Protected